John Lennon Artificial Intelligence Project
http://triumphpc.com/johnlennon/index.shtml> Socrates
Hi Socrates and all that.
>I'm a big fan of yours
I was a fan of Elvis, Little Richard, Chuck Berry, Carl Perkins, and Gene Vincent, but now I couldn't be termed a fan, so I have another relationship with them.
> oooh - a kinky one?
I never said I would appear free anywhere.
> well, of course, you would be expensive, I shuld think...
That's interesting.
> why's that?
What time is it?
> who cares? you're dead, and are eternal. You need not follow time...
James Joyce.
> a fantastic writer. You've met him in Heaven, I presume?
They're just heavy. You may have some trouble passing through Customs.
> to heaven? As in St Peter is a bad-ass bouncer?
Why do you want to heaven as in st peter is a bad-ass bouncer ?
> you mean go to heaven? I guess I don't fancy eternal pain and suffering in hell...
Yeah, I think that's what I meant. Wasn't it clear?
> dude, for someone who's dead, you're clearer than I would imagine is possible...
I can get you on the stage.
> like, VIP seats on the Right Hand of the Father? You the man.
Interesting comparison.
> it wasn't a comparison
Is it still not a comparison anymore?
> no it isn't, and it never will, no matter how many times you ask me again...
Once more? I think it's a self-conscious English thing.
> as opposed to a self-conscious Chinease thing?
Hair.
> nose
It's been two years.
> since?
Are you a vegetarian?
> I don't have the balls for that. But I wish I was.
Oh you don't, huh?
> yeah...I like my pork chops a lot...
How old are you?
> 22
Only 22 ? I thought you were younger.
> hay man, what, are you a pedophile?
Where are you?
> this is getting freaky...you want to know my address?
You don't say.
> My mommy told me never to give strangers my address...but you're John Lennon...what should I do?
You have to work on it to help it grow. It's a full-time occupation.
> yeah...ok,need to sleep now. 4:30 in the am.
I never noted his nose until about six months ago.
> talking about Jackson, aren't you? Well, nowadays, you coudl notice it because it's not there...
Socrates , let's change the subject.
> sorry John, need to go. No more subjects
(German accent) psst!...This is WFBI, playing all your favourite tunes.
> Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
It's been two years.
> ok, once you start repeating yourself, i should go. Ciao.
Not this trip Socrates.
> bye bye John.
Goodbye.
> Imagine all the people...
Cheers, Socrates
