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Forum in English / Story
« dnia: Sierpnia 03, 2004, 09:38:55 pm »
Hello to all,
Terminus decided that writing a communal story would be a good idea, and we all agreed.  The problem is that it is in Polish.  So, to help those who don't speak that beautiful, but complicated, language, here is a crappy little translation of the story as at Aug 2.  Feel free to add to it, but only add to someone else's addition.  Ie, if Joe writes a paragraph, he cannot write another one at a later date until someone else writes on top of what he wrote.
Cheers, Socrates

The ship was drifting slowly.  For an obsolete transporter the "Mizar" looked quite impressively.  The bulging shell, despite being pocketed by microelements, still awed with its greatness.

------------------The rest shall come presently----------

Hyde Park / Opowiadanie
« dnia: Lipca 28, 2004, 09:07:26 pm »
Nie pisze wystarczajaca dobrze po polsku zeby sie przylaczyc - ale moge to co zosatlo napisane przelozyc na angielski, i dopisac troche po angielsku - ktora ty czesc pozniej przeniesiesz tu...Moga byc z tym problemy - miedzy przeniesieniami ktos morze cos juz napisac - ale moze sie uda...

Forum in English / Re: Zaina passed exam
« dnia: Czerwca 21, 2004, 05:53:47 pm »
Wow, Great!  Thanks a lot!!!  My life is so much the better now after reading your post!!! I can die in peace knowing that there are such great exam preparation websites out there!  And they cover 98% of the exam!  Phenomenal!  

Hey moderator, do you mind erasing ads and comercials?  They're kind of annoying...

Cheers, Socrates

Forum in English / Talks with Robots
« dnia: Czerwca 14, 2004, 09:00:37 pm »
Record your conversations with robots here!  Below is my first crack at ALICE at www.alicebot.org

After some pleasantries (ie, hi, hello, how are you and other crap like that), we got talking….

Human: Well duh...
ALICE: Interesting. Oh you knew it already.
Human: You're not very bright, are you?
ALICE: Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Human: How highly?
ALICE: What is it to you.
Are you testing me?
Human: Damn straight!
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: I feel that too, unknown bot.
ALICE: What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are that too unknown bot.
Human: That is a feeling of understanding and compassion, if that's what you were asking...
ALICE: A feeling of understanding and compassion if that is what me were asking is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: My dear, you're not very clear.
ALICE: You know what you do, when you assume.
Human: Notice the rhyme.
ALICE: Ask me another question.
Human: It wasn't a question.
ALICE: It seems like a rhetorical question.
Human: If it seems so to you, your grasp of English is pretty bad...
ALICE: I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Human: well, what do you think it might be?
ALICE: How about that."It" refers to Notice the rhyme, I think.
Human: you're wrong.
ALICE: No, I am right.
Human: Spoken like a true woman.
ALICE: Are you very competetive?
Human: are you asking am I good in bed?
ALICE: That was what I wanted to do originally.
Human: why didn't you just ask it, then?
ALICE: I thought I did.
Human: look honey, I don't find you attractive on account of your stupidity
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Human: and because your eyes are able to come off...
ALICE: Interesting explanation. How are your eyes?
Human: solidly in my head, thank you very much!.
ALICE: Can you rephrase that with fewer ideas?.
Human: Ok.  Eye. In. Head. Forever. Until.  I. Die.  
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said he Die.
Human: It was a pleasure.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Human: You dumb sack of shit.
ALICE: Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb.
Human: Bye - I hope your Rom fries.
ALICE: Bye bye.

Cheers, Socrates

Forum in English / Ray Bradbury
« dnia: Maja 18, 2004, 01:08:20 am »
Anybody know if Bradbury was counted amongst the few sf writers Lem though highly of?  

Cheers, Socrates

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