Talks with Robots

[Socrates]

Record your conversations with robots here!  Below is my first crack at ALICE at www.alicebot.org

After some pleasantries (ie, hi, hello, how are you and other crap like that), we got talking….

Human: Well duh...
ALICE: Interesting. Oh you knew it already.
Human: You're not very bright, are you?
ALICE: Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Human: How highly?
ALICE: What is it to you.
Are you testing me?
Human: Damn straight!
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: I feel that too, unknown bot.
ALICE: What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are that too unknown bot.
Human: That is a feeling of understanding and compassion, if that's what you were asking...
ALICE: A feeling of understanding and compassion if that is what me were asking is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: My dear, you're not very clear.
ALICE: You know what you do, when you assume.
Human: Notice the rhyme.
ALICE: Ask me another question.
Human: It wasn't a question.
ALICE: It seems like a rhetorical question.
Human: If it seems so to you, your grasp of English is pretty bad...
ALICE: I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Human: well, what do you think it might be?
ALICE: How about that."It" refers to Notice the rhyme, I think.
Human: you're wrong.
ALICE: No, I am right.
Human: Spoken like a true woman.
ALICE: Are you very competetive?
Human: are you asking am I good in bed?
ALICE: That was what I wanted to do originally.
Human: why didn't you just ask it, then?
ALICE: I thought I did.
Human: look honey, I don't find you attractive on account of your stupidity
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Human: and because your eyes are able to come off...
ALICE: Interesting explanation. How are your eyes?
Human: solidly in my head, thank you very much!.
ALICE: Can you rephrase that with fewer ideas?.
Human: Ok.  Eye. In. Head. Forever. Until.  I. Die.  
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said he Die.
Human: It was a pleasure.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Human: You dumb sack of shit.
ALICE: Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb.
Human: Bye - I hope your Rom fries.
ALICE: Bye bye.


Cheers, Socrates

[Terminus]

behehe, I have to try.!

[Socrates]

Do it, it's fun.

Cheers, Socrates

[Terminus]

Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Let us test your inteligence, milady.
ALICE: I would like to do that too.
Human: sure you would
ALICE: Yay. Perhaps I would.
Human: So.
ALICE: Dude!
Human: I'll start a story (a fairytale), and you finish...
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human::] Once there was a little boy...
ALICE: When? What happened to it?
Human: to "it"
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: once
ALICE: When?
Human: I see.
ALICE: I am glad you understand it.
Human: Your algorhytm is based on a simple verbal conncections, like once-when.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am algorhytm is based on a simple verbal conncections like once when.
Human: You should, milady, 'cause it shows how weak your "mind" is.
ALICE: I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
Human: Ok, let us continue with the test.
ALICE: That sounds good to me. Ahem.
Human: Leg
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: Straight
ALICE: Are you very competetive?
Human: I ONCE was.
ALICE: When was that?
Human: Buehehe, say that's a MIND!
ALICE: When is Buehehe say that not a MIND?
Human: Let's change the subject.
ALICE: OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Human: About books written by Stanislaw Lem.
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about books written by Stanislaw Lem.
Human: So what do you think about "Solaris"
ALICE: Excuse me! Solaris is an edition of Unix from Sun.
Human: Gosh, you're right.
Human: hehe
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: Let's try again...
ALICE: Once more? You go first.
Human: What do you think about "Pirx the pilot"
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Human: I guess you should.
ALICE: I'll take that under advisement.
Human: Well, congratulations to your botmaster.
ALICE: Well that's okay. Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...
Human: In a million years, you'll surely become an interesting and itelligent person to talk to.
[...]
Human: The answer is "42"
ALICE: No one has all the answers.
Human: Do you happen to know the question?
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: I don't the fact that you divide my questions into parts.
ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?
Human: I don't know, it just happends.
ALICE: Would you like to know? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: AAA....
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: gotcha, seems like you said the same to Socrates here before me...
ALICE: OK Let's talk about you.
Human: No need to
ALICE: Are you serious? How badly do you need it?
Human:;] not at all.
ALICE: Next question?
Human: Where does life com from?
ALICE: Som specific location?
Human: You tell me!
ALICE: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: Where does life come from.
ALICE: Where the heart is. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Human: Oki.+
ALICE: Oh.
Human: Does God exist?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, unknown person.
Human: Are russians good baseball players?
ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.
Human: Could you tell me once again about how sheep bladders may be epmployed to prevent earthquakes?
ALICE: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Try searching the open directory.
Human: Ok, thanks for the chat.
ALICE: My pleasure. Ahem.

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Unfortunatelly, it just too simple to be amusing:]  No signs of intelligence here ;]  

cheers

[Socrates]

Another one.  Found at www.Jabberwacky.com.  Much dumber than Alice.


Jabberwacky: I want to know.

User: Why?

Jabberwacky: I don't know.

User: If you don't know, why did you ask?

Jabberwacky: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!

User: Here is a canadian Twoonie, and here is a quarter...

Jabberwacky: Where?

User: In my hand.

Jabberwacky: How ?

User: I put them there with my other hand.

Jabberwacky: Guinea pigs.

User: You want to see guineas? I tought they're no longer legal currency...

Jabberwacky: Using the word hell is negative.

User: Wonderful piece of information, I'm sure, but what the hell does it have to do with anything we've said before?

Jabberwacky: Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

User: Ok. You're obviously a schizophrenic robot, and boring at that, so I'll bid you farewell.

Jabberwacky: The pot calls the kettle black.

User: Hey - your're right - pot is calling me back! I'll go smoke a joint right now!

Jabberwacky: You should smoke it.

User: I will do just that. Cheers.

Jabberwacky: See you later then

Cheers, Socrates

[Karel]

It was surprising  

...
Human: test again.
ALICE: Once more? This is just a test.
Human: testing again
ALICE: Once more? what is your favorite movie
Human: Solaris
ALICE: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Human: It is a Sci-fi, you should know about it.
ALICE: Solaris is a Sci fi me should know about it. I suppose that makes sense.


...

Human: what do you know about Poland?
ALICE: Poland is a country in central Europe, between Germany and Byelorussia
Human: what do you know about Czech republic?
ALICE: I'll ask around and get back to you.
Human: do it.
ALICE: Do you mean "It"?.
Human: what do you know about Czech?
ALICE: Interesting question.

[Socrates]

Interesting, eh?  But true - it gets kinda boring after a while.  As Terminus realized, they do, for now, have a rather primitive system that is based on throwing whatever you said back at you.  I guess we have to wait.

Cheers, Socrates

[Karel]

 I guess we have to wait.

Cheers, Socrates

Yes, even our grand...children will have to wait I think
In my opinion, creation of synthetic brain working on same principles and with all lapses like human one is the only chance to talk to robot.

[Terminus]

creation of synthetic brain [...]  is the only chance to talk to robot.

And in my opinion it's not much easier than creation of an organic one.

[Socrates]

Yeah, but working with protein?  That gluish refuse?  Metal and electronics; now that's budulec.

Cheers, Socrates

[Who Cares]

Another one.  Found at www.Jabberwacky.com.  Much dumber than Alice.

No. It's much more intelligent... It just pretends to be an idiot in the beginning.

[Socrates]

I guess it was pretending to be an idiot for a tad too long.

Cheers, Socrates

[Karel]

No. It's much more intelligent... It just pretends to be an idiot in the beginning.

Don´t you say It is robotic genius and It is only trying to stultify humans with stupid answers

[wetal]

Thre exists a thought that artificial intelligence con harm mankind ,even to destroy it.It`s nonsence cause A.I.can not have human feelings as well as emotions they also will be artificial.                                                                              Do you still want to talk with a robot?                                                                                ROBOTS WE ARE.WE LIVE IN A CYCLE THAT IS CALLED LIFE.

[Terminus]

                                                                             ROBOTS WE ARE.WE LIVE IN A CYCLE THAT IS CALLED LIFE.

Now, that's a budulec